{"id":167,"date":"2008-07-14T18:14:01","date_gmt":"2008-07-14T23:14:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/magicalchild.handcraftedpagan.com\/?p=167"},"modified":"2008-07-14T18:14:01","modified_gmt":"2008-07-14T23:14:01","slug":"used-cat-for-sale-slightly-green","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendymartinillustration.com\/wordpress\/used-cat-for-sale-slightly-green\/","title":{"rendered":"Used cat for sale &#8212; slightly green"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>@#$$#%$%@#@#CATS!!!! I am ready to banish mine from the house forever!<\/p>\n<p>One is howling like a banshee every time I am out of site. And I can&#8217;t yell at her or call her to me or anything because she&#8217;s an elderly 15 years old and now totally deaf. I doubt she can hear herself. Oh and she has taken to yacking in the corners. Not nice to find with your bare feet. Trust me on this one. Bleh.<\/p>\n<p>The other one, the 4 year old get the stupidest cat alive award today.<\/p>\n<p>I have been slowly renovating the house. It&#8217;s taking forever because the house is so small I can only work at a tiny section at a time by pushing the furniture from one side of the room to the other. The Rabbit&#8217;s room was on the plan for the day to finish putting the trim around the bottom of the walls. I was measuring and cutting, and she was painting. We were moving onto the third wall when the phone rang. I had to take the call, and the Rabbit being 14 finished painting the piece of trim she was working on and went off to do something else. I don&#8217;t know what.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m on the phone and I notice the cat is limping. I call Rabbit in to check him out. Seem she had some paint on his paw. I instructed the kid to take him into the bathroom and wash his paw off. I continued my phone call and wandered down into the basement to repaint the trim I assumed he had manage to step on. There was green paint &lt;b&gt;EVERYWHERE&lt;\/b&gt;. The #@%^$%#$%# cat hadn&#8217;t stepped on a piece of freshly painted trim, he had &lt;i&gt;reached into the paint can with his bloomin&#8217; paw&lt;\/i&gt;!!!!!! And decided he didn&#8217;t like it. He&#8217;d raced around the basement with his paint soaked paw trying to get it off. Then not succeeding in making enough of a mess there ran up into the living room to smear green paint all over the tan rug. Which is Where I saw him limping.<\/p>\n<p>To make a long story short, I ended up scrubbing green paint off of much of the basement floor and the tan rug. And not measuring, cutting and installing the trim into the Rabbit&#8217;s room. By the time I had tracked down all the green paw prints and splatter marks from foot shakes, I had worn myself out. The floor is now tinged green in the basement. The cat is damp with spots of green and the tan rug has a green cast to it in places.<\/p>\n<p>Now the older cat is howling again and I can&#8217;t hear myself think.<\/p>\n<p>Used cats &#8211; very cheap &#8211; will entertain best offer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>@#$$#%$%@#@#CATS!!!! I am ready to banish mine from the house forever! One is howling like a banshee every time I am out of site. And I can&#8217;t yell at her or call her to me or anything because she&#8217;s an elderly 15 years old and now totally deaf. I doubt she can hear herself. 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